gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever

one, single anime tiddy…. vs the world….
darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

zaynmalif:

what an icon