hopeissuffering:

smallmareep:

calliedope:

God is a woman and I;m going to fuck her

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mr krabs fandom grab your money

jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

breaking news: I am the BIGGEST whale PENIS from SPACE

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

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wizard-of-ahhs:

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imageSo yeah this is a thing.

Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

Bold What Applies! - #2

kittcute:

Personality

I like meeting new people all the time
I’ve been called a nerd before
I enjoy going out to many different social events
I’m a very calm person
I talk loudly
I like to stay inside and do something that makes me feel comfortable
I cry a lot
I’m obsessed with sports
I read a lot of books
I like a really busy schedule
I’m very disorganized
I like to give other people instructions
I like art that teaches life lessons
I sometimes throw or break objects when I’m angry
I tend to exaggerate things in my mind to make them seem worse
I like things that are cute
I’m a left brained person
I’m a right brained person

Appearance

I dress in simple clothing (t-shirts, jeans, sweats, etc)
I like to keep up with the latest fashion
I have long hair
I wear make-up
I get paler skin during the winter season
I think people who dress really casually look attractive
I have a beard
I have big eyes
I’m very short
I’m very tall
I have at least five standards for looks when dating someone
I have dark hair
I’m very skinny
I only date people that have a specific weight
I like to dress in revealing clothing
I prefer comfortable clothes over fashionable clothes

Interests

I love music
I like coding and programming
I generally prefer artistic things over technical things
I play video games often
I like big stories with many different characters
I enjoy watching movies
I own a collection of something
I play one or more sports
I love baking
I learned a different language for fun
I’ve made up and/or written a story before
I do many different community activities
I like designing (Interior, cover art, architecture, etc)
I spend a lot of time on fashion
I enjoy getting to know more about someone’s personality
I like looking at media (books, movies, music, games, etc) critically

Other

I’m a very socially just person
I mostly listen to rap music
I’m obsessed with celebrities
I feel lonely sometimes
I have two or more close friends
I don’t really mind dentist or doctor appointments
I’ve held a gun before
I get along well with people I have things in common with
I think I’m a likable person
I hate snow
I’m friends with everyone I know
I know someone on Tumblr I’d like to get to know better
I’ve been to Japan
I own a GameCube
I like raspberries
I’m a feminist 
I smoke tobacco
I make at least 15 phone calls every week
I respect people with other religious believes
I wish I had someone to talk to when I’m angry or upset
I always wear sunglasses when I can
I have been on a cruise ship before
I would rather stay home and cuddle then go out and party
I have experienced discrimination
I can play the piano
I’ve skipped an entire night
I like to have a lot of light in my room
I think thigh highs are cute
I have school tomorrow
I’m not a virgin
I’m a dork